More heresy, though certainly less severe than the aforementioned items

Well, I cant stop here.  There are so many diseased human characteristics that your humble non licensed but educated and busy physician friend wishes to comment on and bring into the universe of knowledge.
Where to begin????
Divorced leadership- the person does not stand firmly in any social sphere.
Proud smile- the person laughs at challenges.
Humble smile- the person is too reticent to break out a full smile and only partially gives credit where credit is due.
Angry bitter laughter- the person laughs with you but only when it means that they are not being laughed at.
Minor happiness factor- the person approaches you with slight disdain but still smiles.  They are not a major concern but certainly for my own happiness, they marginally make it when we socialize.
Sinister concentration- their focus only serves to absolve themselves of a problem which your conversation can serve to strengthen their own position. (Think Bill O'Reilly)
Religious despicability- they laugh with the saints but stay far from the sinners.
Matzo ball affect- they really think they are nice people but if you dont smile enough they will come down hard on your day. 
Elevated Self Worth- self explanitory
Narcissistic ambivilance- well. they are really forthright people, but the minute they don't think you are up to par they will let you know and I believe they never forget.
Presiding smiles of disinterest- nice people. really, but who was their favorite school teacher?  You'd never know.  Don't expect a very long conversation unless you are leading the way.
Pleasure filled matzo ball soup grin- this one is hilarious.  Their jokes do not stimulate and they may in fact be embarrassing to the feeling you have about Godliness.
Diminished laughter- they are neat people. really. But what do they do that really makes the day stonger?  not much. In the person I am considering at this point, I believe it will be a trait that is outlived with more experience and life.
Unplugged smile-  they are not friendly.  They dont want to improve their social standing in your universe.