Colloquialism Testing

Colloquialism test.
Calling someone a jackturd implies:
1. he is broken.
2. he is sad and sick
3. he dances with elves but dines with theives
4. he cant tie his shoes.

Calling someone a spinwheel of love means
1. she is funny
2. she dines by herself but asks for charity from a pocket watch
3. she is interesting
4 she walks into bathrooms and leaves the seat up

Calling someone crackerjack brain indicates
1. they are funny
2. they are interesting
3. they breakdance at midnight
4. they work hard to make themselves look like the answer to humanities problems while they tap dance with a broken leg

Calling someone a Jackwagon indicates
1. they cry too much
2. they like the color yellow and it makes them smile
3. they dont look good in red
4. they are about as interesting and insightful as a fork in the bottom of the santa clause doll in the mall.

Calling someone a sacrosanct crack pusher means
1. they live in France
2. they buy toys wholesale
3. they like to tap their finger to the sound of fruitloops hitting the attic window during their own birthday party
4. they were free to enjoy their toys by themselves.

Calling someone a thoughtful ticket puncher means
1. they like to eat childrens foods
2. they laugh like a hyena
3. they didnt make it through fourth grade.
4. they are intersting but dont invite them over to meet your sister.

Calling someone a talented scuba diving gold miner means
1. they like to French kiss daffodils
2. they listen to reggae with a dunce cap on
3. they are interested in frogger with all its attribues
4. they lost the race for dinner invitations to a donkey with a scrotal disease

Calling someone Doctors worst enemy means
1. they are an insurance company
2. they lost their insurance for health care
3. they were really supposed to be a nurse
4. who cares, we dont need more nonsense in our daily lives
 
Calling someone forked in the attic means
1. they wake up with a hangover
2. they "ok" prescriptions for a friend
3. they work hard to make a good impression
4. Where the hell did they get their mind from?

Calling someone winged in a talent show means
1. they are really super talented
2. they dance to michael jackson like michael
3. they were really the best american idol
4. what is the way that they were educated and who was their professor becuase they really missed the boat when it came to speaking French.

Calling someone a happy go lucky toadstool chaser means
1. they are a mushroom enthusiast
2. they like clocks that tick
3. they laugh like a prince
4. what is their address so that you can send them a condonence card when they lick their name out of the front pages of life

Calling someone a thought producing beggar of simple toys means
1. they ruminate about beethoven
2. they laugh in the shower
3. what is their name so that you can place a facecard in their bagel store window announcing your retirement when you meet their children
4. ive never called someone that, but if I did I might think that they were pretty sly but really not sly enough to dance with the big boys.

Calling someone a peacemaker with a hatchet and a dinner jacket implies
1. he really likes you
2. he really might be your rabbi
3. he might be a man who is going to defend you to the death
4. he likes to dance with fruitloop salesmen in the morning and act like a preist at night

Calling someone a boneyard surplus dealer implies
1. they talk funny
2. they speak French in Spain
3. they eat ricecrispies with their hands
4. its their day to shine but dont give them a hand if they need a party favor