Laughing at the dementia that I once think I enjoyed at the expense of my sense of humor

I have to say that I just smiled at my mother and told her that I think I might order Playboy magazine next year.  Well, I'm 38 years old anyhow.  I think that pornography is quite ugly in a quasi religious sense, but I will report that I see no harm physically or mentally in regarding a professionally published magazine that is geared towards the industrial population. It is not a fools paradise and it is not a generally harmful interloping that you are picking up Playboy magazine.  It does not make you lewd in the mind to see a model photographed.  Playboy is a generally clean venue and I think the I could not imagine being any boy anywhere and not seeing a naked woman at some level.  Penthouse and say Hustler and whatever else there may be on the market I say that one may visit once in a lifetime, maybe twice.  Penthouse is likely not a terribly obscene venue.  I don't anticipate its going to be in my mailbox unless I do not marry and I am at age say 55.  But that said, I am almost 40 and unwedded and I think its going to make me laugh to see young ladies scantily clad in a magazine.  Mind you that does not mean I ever want to see such a sight in person as this is truly insane to me.  I personally am fighting a battle with a person regarding the idea that women should completely cover up if they are present in a synagogue, especially in the places where God's Torah is being illuminated by the Human Soul.  To be poorly clad as a women where men are using their minds to understand the nature of a Jews obligation to learn Torah is like prying the ear off of your head and asking for a pencil to put in the ear canal and to make light of the man's need for privacy from immodesty in a venue where a life is being improved rather than being used to procreate.   Please girls, be mindful of your dress.  No skin below the neckline and please cover your legs entirely as well as ideally your arms as well.  I don't want to see your designer clothes and I don't want to smell your perfume either.  I am so glad that men and women do not sit together in synagogue and that men are not in the company of a woman that is not even a lady who knows the orthodox customs.  It is so painful for me as a Jew to experience this and I just ask everyone to consider the needs of say a boy who is 5 years old and is really my inner being that likes to learn and study and is not going to think about procreation in any sexual manner when I am in the presence of learned individuals who like to study and think about life.   Thanks a lot.  I know you are my friend, right?