Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Those birds that we do adore but can not always smile with

I must write here a dissertation on the modern physician Jews approach to Jewish modesty in the modern radio and media influenced era.  It is known that a male Jew must never listen to the voice of a female sing.  In fact when I had dinner at a friend house who is an aspiring Orthodox Jew, I was glad that his daughter knew this and decided that she is not going to sing for us during times of song filled prayer around the dinner table.  That said, I do in fact listen to many female vocal artists on the radio and on television and any other media venue that does exist.  I love the sound of the womans voice.  That said, these ladies are in no capacity for my soul to engage in a sinful wanting voice that may exclude my mind from decent thoughts.  I must say that perhaps it is the physical presence of a woman that is the factor.  Listening to a womans voice sing on the radio is beautiful. I love the bands Heart, Reba McEntire, Gretchen Wilson and one of my favorites, the best woman second to Reba on the radio, the one whose songs inspire me to selfless heart filled acts of nasty thinking of revenge (that I'll never carry out), the one who always whistles while she works, the one whom I must say I feel cordially awake as a mind when I listen to her whispy ratty collected voice, my favorite songs are by lovely feeling masterful loving and graceful trustworthy fabulous blessed and sophisticated my friend on the radio, Miranda Lambert :).  Ok, I just wrote all that because for some reason I was blanking on her name.
So listen to the radio, but be careful who you listen to in person. I did see a Heart concert at age 15. Fun experience.  We actually traveled in a limosine to the event.  I had my first alcoholic beverage, a non kosher wine cooler (mistake but it was a good time).  I must say that listening to someone in concert may be a sinful pleasure. I'm not perfect, but I may surely do so again.  Thanks.

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