Finding Peace with the Dead and dishonorable if you like to eat carrot soup naked with a gun in your lap

Dear Suekauf@aol.com:
You and I have known one another for about 7 years now.  I am certain that you, being a previous defense lawyer in Detroit, are well aware of literary skills and I hope good and honorable behavior.  I must say that in the last few years, your chat regarding my own literary skills has been complete asinine and you stand out as a woman interested only in self promotion and self gain.   I must say that telling me today that my blog is "word soup" is fishing for a gun in the basement of your own pie factories dirt mound.   I think that if you tell me another time that I write things that are "confabulation" as per se, you may indeed find youself blogged.  Aha, that is what I am doing tonight!!!!!  So you see Sue Ellen Kaufman of Detroit, its not about living a lavish lifestyle which you so indeed do with your husband named Evil (a formidable name I assure you) but its really about being literate, considerate and diligent.  I find that you speak intelligently as I would expect in some remote situations. Other times you are just scaring away the sheep with your narcissistic pagan gossip.  To tell me as you do that "Brenner is a man who has no Torah learning and wouldn't konw a Torah if it hit him in the lap" is to specify that a fellow with a M.D. education, Jewish experiences, a bookshelf of over maybe 220 books on Jewish thought and interst, all from orthodox Jewish booksellers such as http://www.artscroll.com/ and http://www.feldheim.com/ and http://www.eichlers.com/ is (myself) a broken weed of a human being who is not fit for poetry, prose or the organized religious reading that is available to any human being on Earth. 
Sue, I really wish you well.  I suspect that you really love my commentary, but that you are simply jealous that I have somthing to say.  I think that since you actually looked up my home phone number and called me one day about 4 years ago to find about my even living soul was alive was in fact interestingly thoughtful, but clearly foolish concerning that I am a young fellow and only took a 4 week break from the online experience.
That said, I wish you well. I really do.  You are a smart person who holds a major educational degree.  I pray that you indeed use the skills of negotiation rather than the skills of personal destruction to guide your thoughts.  Is that word soup?  I'll let my readers and posterity decide your accuracy.
Regards,
A physician and Likely a Torah Scholar as well.