God and Icebergs

I must tell you that God is pretty cool.
I envision God in some ways as a doctor.  A surgeon if you will have that.
I am a doctor who wanted to be a surgeon. I feel that our Creator was indeed a healer of course and of course, he is a surgeon as most of the most difficult problems in the universe require a surgeons aptitude.
So this leaves me with the following image and consideration.
God has a proverbial scrub cap that he wears.
This is all figurative of course....
I envision our Creator as having a scrub cap/ surgeons cap that he wears in this universe.
This is not just the routing blue felt paper scrub cap.
God wears a nice fabric scrub cap.
The image on the scrub cap is icebergs with a black background.
This implies the following:
God is pretty cool.  Just like an iceberg is really cool to the touch.
But be on your guard of course; these ice bergs can sink ships.
This is the way it goes...
God has a cool temperment, but if you live in sin or have a broken backwards way about yourself that is contrary to the ways that our God has shown us, these ice bergs will damage your proverbial boat in life.
They will sink you, they will rip a hole in your sides.
So be good and you'll just get to touch that iceberg.
Be cool and be a good person.  Its that simple.
Our God has graciously given us the Bible which is exacly his own words and his blessings upon our society.
Give it a read.  I have been reading the Jewish Bible for a number of years now.
I guess God gave us just enough to captivate us for the duration of our years as a bible reader.

If you like God, you will like the bible. It is hard to read and it clearly shows how he will sink many ships at sea.

Be good.  Don't take your proverbial boat out across the seas.. Stay around the ports on your homeland of your soul and do not venture to angry our God.  Very simple.
So I am a religous freak now, right.

Of course, I give myself a surgical cap of my own.
I think that my own surgical cap is now an orange cap with grey dreidles upon it. 
This works well.
I give that my relationship with my God and Creator:
I aim to serve my God and I hope that he will be good to me.
Of course, trouble can be in the future, but if I am true to the laws he put forth for me to believe and live by and abide, I can only think that the trouble is not my doing.
It may be a holocaust of the wicked and of course my Creator lets evil express itself in its place.  I think I have covered that concept in the past...  By letting evil express itself, God will make sure that the evil no longer expresses itself in the future.  How many people are burned at the stake today.  (please do not do that to me please).  But of course, our God is going to be cool if I am going to stay by his discretion and I will surely be pleased with my life.

So be good.  And if you have an iceberg in your future, realize you were the one doing some evil and that this is your future tribulation.  I have seen plenty of tribulation from my youthful indiscretions and violations of Torah law in my days.  I am quite sure that if I please my Creator, this time has gone by and now I am here to enjoy this experience we call life.
So thats it.
A little religious, but really; I am just being a little bit playful.
And of course, I think of my God as a surgeon of some capacity.
If you are a lawyer, he is likely a lawyer too and of course for the rabbis out there, I am sure that our God likes to be a rabbi in some ways and a peacemaker too.
So thats that.
Accept my analogy and do not condemn me.
I am just a little doctor with an interest in the healing specialties.