Connecting the Prophets

I have a hypothesis that seems to be valid.
I theorize that the books that contain the prophets in the bible are really like connective tissue for your own body.
Each with its own use.
Perhaps knowing this may help you select where to read as to where you want to build your being.

Here is my synopsis.
Reading the books of the prophets sends ligaments and connective tissue to  your whole proverbial being.  It is the same as the connective tissues in your body of physicality.  Only this is your spiritual body.

Isaiah connects your skin.
Jeremiah connects you hands.
Ezekial connects your heart.
Hosea connects your mind.
Joel connects your ears.
Amos connects your throat.
Obadiah connects your feet.
Jonah connects your teeth.
Micah connects your eyelids.
Nahum connects your lips.
Habakkuk connects your eyes.
Zephaniah connects your lungs.
Haggai connects your face.
Zecharia connects your legs.
Malachi connects your tongue.

This all makes sense to me.