Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Why Christian 'verses' are not Jewish or Orthodox

The following is heresy. I will not walk in "truth". We being Jewish Walk in LIFE.




In Jewish worlds of humanity, we WALK in LIFE and we LIVE in Truth.
To "walk in 'truth'" is really to suggest that you "think" you have it all "on your way and on your merit". We being Jewish do not think that it is "all on our merit, " as we want to hope that Hashem has US on his merit. Makes sense to me. No Christianity for the Jewish Heavenly Righteous Being.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

The Observance Harpoon

What is stopping most jews from congregating and becoming orthodox today is that the Jewish people are starved for their own personal edification and thus those who are in the highly religious circles, rather than seeking others to share life experience with overall, do in some ways keep ultra stringencies which to most people are not exactly the kosher they had in mind and to the rest are just a way of the ultra orthodox to absolve themselves of the candor of the trust that is really in the Israel Nation rather than the trust that exists just behind closed doors in the orthodox community.

Namely, I think that this rests on the Shabbas Observance.
Shabbas is a cornerstone of course of Jewish existence, but I profess that Torah does not say "Thou shalt not travel on shabbas or that thou shalt not energize your bunny rabbit" on shabbas either.
In fact, most of the non religious jews likely have become non-religious as many do not share the ultra orthodox's conditions of shabbas impairment versus perfection.
Shabbas is very relavant and necessary, but if you choose to say turn on the television set, this does not mean you are "not orthodox".

I think that the very fact that when I call an orthodox synagogue and they seem to want to assess me even before they have spoken to me face to face, I am reluctant to think that a positive experience is an absolute in the future.  I have been assessed over the phone in calling orthodox shuls so far as to whether I am yet married and whether I am "observant".  I usually dodge the minutia, but since I was able to say that I do not drive on shabbas, I think that it was proudly a way to say "I'm not the terrorist in the Jewish world that you think most people are today!!!!!!".

So lets be with it here.  The idea is Kiruv, the idea is to bring other people close to Torah and Jewish life.  This does not mean stand next to them and see who is taller or who has a new dimple on their blessings in life.  This means wait for the information to come to you and then make use of it as you may to bring them closer to G-d.  Not for you to distance yourself or "prepare" for the horrible incident you expect is just around the corner.

So if you ask me, let be nice to one another. 
If I want to someday fly on shabbas, that is my perogative. 
If I want to work on the bank line on shabbas, that really is an issue.
If I work in health care and I have saturday hours, that is a mitzvah, not a transgression.
So lets get with the true Shabbas Program.
Hashem did not send 6 plus million Jews to live in America to make us doubtful of our very own lifestyle because the neighbors are watching college football on saturday and we just know that we can not absolutely use any electricity on shabbas.  As there are some who say, sparks are Unholy!!!!!!!!!

What about that shag rug you have in your living area?  Do you not make sparks when you touch the doorknob in the wintertime?  Is this not electricity?  Surely our Creator did not intend for us to live on wooden and clay floors for the future?

And on that topic, I must say that if you like to unscrew the bulb on your refridgerator, please consider that your whole humble experience in your pre shabbas preparation is simply running around preventing a crime scene on shabbas.  Is this how Our Creator created humanity?  To have a crime scene initiative before every day of Rest?  ABSURD.

So for me, I did try it your way in the past and for a whole year I might add.  I was confused, fretful and I really did not have a positive outlook on my friends, family and the future of our Jewish people.

Suffice to say Shabbas is a DAY OF REST.  Not a Day of affliction and not a day of asceticism overall.   If you want to be ascetic, do it a bit, but its not our G-ds way to make us all ascetics for the entirety of our years.  Do it if you are trying to repent.  Do not do it to make an important impression on the world at large.   I can basically assure you that the powers that be in this universe do not think you must be an ascetic for your whole of your life and if you do, you might just make yourself into a sad case in the heavens.

Just a thought.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Defining Torah

It is said that the Angels thought that the Men of the planet could never comprehend Torah or have its privileges and ordinances.  They complained to our Creator in the beginning of time that the fact that G-d gave mankind Torah, it would destroy the Torah and destroy the life of the G-dly word and intelligence.

What is Torah?

To most people, thinking of Torah invokes the interests and knowledge from the first 5 books of Moses.
This is what is written on the Torah Scrolls.  This must be torah as the people are mostly concerned.  Right?

Actually the 5 books of Moses are Torah, but they do not contain the entirety of Torah at all.

Torah is also oral and that is the oral torah.

But lets take it further.

Torah is a license to understand, decypher and exist in a spiritual and mystical universe.

G-d gave man the ability to exist as the angels exist.

Thus if you have Torah, you can convene with the ones who formulate the future and change the world.

This is why every jew is afforded the opportunity as a man to become one with G-d and one with the Universe. 

We put on tefillin, we have hebrew, we have the books of our Torah as well as the bible which are all Torah through and through.

Basically anything that exists as Truth is Torah.

So therefore, when we look at people such as Joseph in the Book of Genesis, Joseph had Torah.

The fact is that at Mount Sinai, G-d made Torah accessable to the everyday jew.

Torah is not limited to just the holy of the holiest individuals.  It is a paradigm for the jewish people and a paradigm for religious interests and undertakings for all of the world, though its mastery and direct provisions can only be attained by a Jewish soul.

Dealing with my own problems

For the past few weeks, I have decided I might be intelligent to look into the crimes of the holocaust, study the details and learn more about the devicement of thuggery, murder, theft and unified national death marked with insipid and mortifying hatred for mankind.  In doing so, I must admit that I have become more and more and more insipidly angry and angry and angered. 
In the past week, I made a call to a person who has in many instances done some treacherous and abysmally seemingly irreparable harm to my own personal experiences and life. 
In that call, I was angry and made a comment that I hope that the person has a punishment to fit that person's crime.
In immediate fashion upon the conclusion of a cellular answering service message, it dawned immediately upon me that I had anger issues.
I called a psychotherapist/psychologist.
Here is the results of a first and effective visit.
1.  I am now realizing that my issues stem from an inability to forgive.

I was offered some reading materials to purchase that deal with forgiveness.  (the Art of Forgiveness by Lewis Smedes).

I must say that after the session, I realize from 2 critiques that there is in fact a place for forgiveness and that I was marginally on the way.

I will continue to adjust my own "sails" in life as it may be and hope that this is for the future in a positive and meaningful manner (of course) and this will serve myself and others well.

I also have come to realize that when I was in the session in the early portion, I was "pushing the mind" of the ph.d psychologist in a way as to in a way flatter my own "lifeline".  This was commented upon and I simply suggested that my efficient and quick manner to report my own personal history was from the stem of being once a surgical interested physician who had to make quick reports to convey detailed and fully sufficient information to another physician in the practice of working on rounds prior to the needs of our company and occupational needs.
I think that reworking this situation, I may have an issue with flattery at some extent.  Not in so much that I flatter the one I am with and that was never a contention, but simply that in a situation where I am burdened by a newcomer and a new person, especially in my own line of helping me do my own job or doing my own reform or reparticipation in a general community, I was indeed trying to sort of "write the other party's name once and then twice"..  That is a form of flattery and I realize today that it is not for the best of any participation. 
So I being a doctoral physician needing to rehash and resurface the green in the world I belong decided to find some reading material on this topic.
Reorganizing your own situation is the degree you must attain in revamping your own wherewith all.
I found the following two books to be of interest and downloaded the samples (will see if I need to do a full purchase at another time):
1.  The Vain Self Flatteries of the Sinner [Illustrated] by Jonathan Edwards and Charles River
2.  Flattery - the Passionate Mind State by shijian shen

Surely as this list contends, its a passionate state of mind; but in some fashion, in all cases, flattery is a form of some sinful conduct at a likely imperceptible level to many especially the flatterer.

So here I go, onward and upward lets conject.
I will say however that upon finding these books on flattery, I now feel that I have a station in life that was really not exactly in finitude.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Disinvowment

There is a practice from the middle ages in Judaism that says you can "excommunicate" someone.  I just read today that the orthodox are so inflammed (as they should be) by Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's book "Kosher Jesus" that one rabbi has come forward and suggest that we "excommunicate" the poor 'rabbi'.

I must say this.  Excommunication is a Catholic Christian endeavor.  This is not the Jewish way of life.

If you want to change the future of a Jew who has gone against all Jewish teachings and destroys the community as it should be by Torah, there is a way to do so.  Disinvow the person.

This does not mean excommunication.  It means you disperse his worries to another source.  Do not discuss his worries with him.  Do not save him a chair in the synagogue, but do not disturb the sanctity of humanity by excommunicating him or her.
Do not stop explaining their mistakes to them and do not stop being their friend in a sense.

But do not invow yourself (put yourself to vow that they are your future) to their name and their keep.

This is the True Jewish way of life.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Worth a look

Found this blog today:
http://www.getgovernmentoutofgambling.org/

Basically its an antigambling blog and the premises are of course that we are defrauding our society.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Fracturing the Symphony of Silence

Be it advised that the Online Service Yeshiva World News is run by a coward and a fool.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Recognizing the factory of life

Life is good but I can tell you that I have enough insight to discuss that G-d does not want to make certain that a person enjoys his longevity in so much as he wants his people to be well educated and expressive and involved in the thoughts and activities of this world.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

A Beard in Death

It was true that in the past, many orthodox jews would keep most of the hair that fell out of their beards.  In turn, they would collect it and bury it along with themselves when they died.  This is TRULY an ORTHODOX AND PROPER JEWISH WAY OF LIFE.

Basically, doing this gives you even minded money for the world to come along with the intellectual and spiritual money you earn in your lifetime.

Issues of the Holocaust still today

Today I must tell you that in my experiences, it is very horrible that many people you talk to do not think that the holocaust is a crime.  They know it happened.  They wanted to be Americans and win a war, but they do not regard the Crime of all Crimes at the Whole time of Humanity to be a Crime.

World Wide Treif Laws

I think that in the future, we should have a world wide treif laws prosecutable by jail time.
If any jew ever eats either pork, crab or lobster, I think that we should goven that we do a deal and incarcerate them in a holocaust center orientated prison so that they learn well what the Jewish people went through.  Let it be known that the G-d of Abraham does not tolerate Jews who eat Shit.

Surfacing for More Time

There is but one day ahead and one time in the day that you must ascribe your own poetry will be fallen to the wayside.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Parlor games on shabbas

Parlor games like chess, checkers and backgammon are fun and good, but you really should consider doing a good job keeping them from being a diversion from the life of the Universe.
This means you have to tweak the day and run them in a different way from their real game play.

If you play backgammon, set the pieces up in a different manner from the usual set up.
In chess, I recommened changing the knight with the bishop and setting up a "Jewish Chess" motif.

Checkers you start out with Two Kings in each bottom corner of the course and fewer knight unitarians in the front.

Thus the energy of the game on shabbas will not interfere with religious interests.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Frogger et al in the history books

Who were they and what video game would they be playing today?

William Patrick Harrison- Missle Command
Ben Franklin- Frogger
George Washington- Asteroids Deluxe
Thomas Jefferson- Dig Dug
Theodore Roosevelt- Space Invaders
John F. Kennedy- Pac Man Jr.
Abraham Lincoln- Ms. Pac Man and Lunar Lander
Ulysses S. Grant- Bump n' Jump
William Taft- Burger time
Thomas Paine- Tron

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Why we need Horror Movies

I have a friend who is a psychiatrist.  I was astounded at first to learn that he loves very vivid scary horror movies.  I did like them as a child, but I admit that after a while, I just stopped going to that form of interest.  It just seemed less of an interest and I wondered if it was a troubling thing for the soul and if a Jew should watch horror, and blood and gore of course.

I learn today that Horror Films are the essential reason that Psychiatric issues do better.  The idea of looking at blood is repelling to the entire human psych and if you like to see it you are going to scare your own ghost away.

Finalizing the Questions of Jewish Life

A fellow on Forum Huffington Post commented that the concern he had about Jewish life was that he did not understand how anyone could ascertain the entire rightful right of life in a way that is perfect and thus someone might say one thing and another say another.
In right there is a willing G-d and Creator who knows your situation and your esteem.  He knows who wants to violate a law just to make a problem for the World and he knows who wants to do well and may have limitations in his or her design or interest that may make some paticularity of say keeping shabbas as a perfectly 'orthodox' jew the perfect thing to do.

So I wrote the following comment:

Life is a series of tribulatio­ns and trials and you get your way on the way and do your best to do your utmost to do what is TRUE and RIGHT. The Shabbas Laws are very interestin­g and Judaism is not a hive.
Jews have a right to practice their faith freely and if they are not on a shabbas interest of the entire community completely its not a matter of perfection but really lifestyle and health as well.
So the rabbis are a guide, but they are not the final comment on life and health in Israel.
  

What is Money Changing?

Christianity talks about Money Changing in the Temple and Jesus supposedly tipped over the tables of these people and got himself into a lot of tribulation and error.
In fact money changing is exactly what Jews are SUPPOSED TO DO, both in the TEMPLE and other places such as in their homes and their minds.
The money that is really changed is the fact that the Jewish people are reading good works of art and intelligent literature and they change their money into life by making it their reading material.
The money is their knowlege and insight.
There is nothing you can change coin money into except maybe a bullet for a gun if you are good.
It would take alot more than a table in the Temple to change a dollar coin into a bullet and of course Jesus was in a premilitary era.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Washing Cups


What are these funny cups with 2 handles that you really don't see in anything but the orthodox jewish homes?  Are they just funny lifestyle issues that the jews like or are they scientifically an orthodox way to live a better life?
Get with it humanity.
Washing cups are the way that you can bring yourself to LIFE.
The Cup gives you HEALTH when you use it to dump water over your hands.  If you put your hands under a faucet, you are just letting the sky fall on your rose parade. 
A cup lets the fools gold fall over your balcony and that is LIFE.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Life in the Blue Force

I must tell you that I was once a Jew in the Air Force of the United States of America.
It was a great passion I had and I loved the blue for real.

Trouble soon found me and I was not to stay on duty.
I left and found a new life and here I am today.

So there is more to learn about life than a pain and trouble free existences.

Guess what, being a Jewish person today, I must relate to you that being a Jew, you are actually in an army of a certain feeling in life.
You serve your G-d and creator and he is your commander in cheif.
Everything you do is outlined in the REAL Experience of a Heavenly Officers Training manual, the Bible and the Military Code of Conduct, TORAH.

Think about this.
G-d is very real and if you don't like that you have no place in the efforts of the BLUE FORCE.

G-d is real and he has a great light.
Bright lights attract many types of people of course, but some people just want to stay away from the social order of the day.
Atheism is out for a Jew. You'll deny your whole lifestyle and existence. No G-d? NO JEW.

but of course there is a plan and everything has its reason, its rhyme and its dime too.

G-d is busy and if you don't look, he is going to change your fortune and fast in a coin toss of love and leadership.

G-d is not going to take your time away from you and he is not going to notice you are foolish either.
He is going to laugh at your thoughts of planning your perfect future.

So don't look twice, the future is always today.

The Death of Trash Boy

I must say here tonight. I am not a friend of the ugly and unjust of course.
But let me say one thing that was terrible. 
There was once a good fellow who loved his life too much.
He ate from the most unreasonable stuff
It was lobster and crab
And a good deal of some pork
He liked the crap they served and it
Took him by storm
Soon some scallops
A Muscle
A clam
This sorry guy ate escargot once
AND ham
But the worst of course was perhaps a frogs leg too
It was likely that he would wind up at the zoo

So the folks of the round table he sat at in time
Asked him to take their trash to the line
It was a hard job of course and lots of pain and embarrasment
But life was ok and he'd be their trashboy in management.
So good news today he is out of eating trash
And trashboy is DEAD and trust is all right.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Keren Ami

Learning hebrew as a language you can read and incisively learn from as a soul is not as difficult as it seems to most people.
What you want to do is to be able to read quickly, efficiently and well enough to recall at least for a moment the exact archetecture of each devarim or word.
True enough it was not easy for me in my years. 
I know now that the reason I was weak in Hebrew was that I never took the effort to always make some donation of Keren Ami.
The fact is that today, I wrote a number of checks to a bunch of universities and then each time, I took another step close to mastering the hebrew reading skills.
Take a step closer and think of it this way.  LIFE is in control of life and LIFE is wise and healthy.
What you need to swallow is the pill of shame and dignity and thus LIFE will help you in your mastery of the word of G-d and Life. 
So guess what.  If you want to read hebrew faster, make an investment and give to a source you feel will help you.

Everything takes care of itself

G-d is true and if you like money you'll like heaven. There is a place in the future for everyone indeed and its a blessing to know you will succeed in the future.  But of course, life can be difficult and troublesome and there are roadbumps and even asylums for the mind and being at some point in your life.  If you find you made a bad situation happen in your life, be assured that it will bounce back in the future and something may not be to your liking.  G-d is in control of even the falling of a rock and of course nothing happens that will destroy the purpose of creation and G-ds ideas for the future. 
Setbacks and trouble happen to the people of the planet.
Terror and instances of hatred and bigotry befall human interests.
Life goes on and until that Sun of ours goes crazy and collapses and burns no more, there will be a human race I believe in a world created by a protective righteous and wise creator. 
I think that this will be the case, although perhaps a meteor will be the end of humanity.  I have no clue of any sort.
But until that final day of course, there will be honor and diligence and patience and respect for G-d.
G-d is ONE and G-d is ever powerful.
Torah is the Quest for Leadership, Life, Knowledge and Decency that Always Endures.
We study G-ds word to learn more Torah.
So in my eyes. if a Rock falls in Paradise, a caption will be created in the world to come.
The world is on a steady course for prosperity and humanity and thus Life will endure indefinately.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Tehillim Needed

http://www.vosizneias.com/98402/2012/01/08/jerusalem-rabbi-elyashiv-hospitalized-after-having-breathing-problems-2

Stealing from your own people by insinuating they are crooks

http://www.vosizneias.com/98410/2012/01/08/new-york-mbd-the-satmar-rebbe-was-right

When you personally discuss a situation describing a fact that "apparantly they do not steal like some other community of jews", you have actually just violated Torah yourself for you have just stolen the commercial integrity of the Israelite Nation.  If another Jew pirates some music and does not get reprimanded and caught by the Jewish community, he will suffer great attrition and pain at the expense of the Malachim and the Will of Hashem.  This is a personal situation where he can eventually learn to come back to Torah; but in your case, you have just unwittingly smeared the lifestyle and leadership of any other group of Jews and thus you are guilty of a crime maybe even more sinister and devoid of Rights than the eventual idea that a man or woman might take your music you are selling for less than face value or less than a rightful person should pay by the laws of the community.  So think of that and do some Tikkun Olam (charity and prayer) to finally get back with Hashem on that one.  Think about it.

Growing a Money Garden

They say that Money doesn't grow on trees. 
I would suggest that it actually grows in the garden.
The fact is, if you take time to stop and smell the flowers in life, you will have more and more money.
This does not mean you will have financial money such as nickels, pennies and dimes and quarters of course.   There is a concept called spiritual and intellectual money.  
It is non refundable, it grows on trees too (if they have flowers you can smell of course) and it seeps into your soul with the efficiency of a freight train going to Paris and Wonderland.
So be good if you can and stop and smell the flowers.
This means take time to spend time with people, read the news and the papers, read the books and literature.  Study Torah and study the Talmud too if you have time.
The more you read the more you know and the more intellectual spiritual money you have.
And if you have intellectual money, you will do well as this is the money you can take right on to heaven with you and you never have to part with in the future.

Why there is not a Temple in Jerusalem today so far

I have to say that G-d is true and of course, he wants to make certain that the laws of Moses of course are followed. 
Too many times of course it is a fact that Jewish people endure great discrimination.  The moslems and christians who are radicalized hate the idea that the Jewish People are the people of the Covenant and they will do anything they can do to discriminate, marginalize and dispell the idea that G-d is on our side. 
G-d is always on the side of Israel as Israel is g-ds servant.
G-d is not going to walk away from his promise.  The prophets in the Tanakh describe that G-d will always have the plan to have a Temple for the Benefit of Life and Judaism.
This is not the case at the moment I write this article.
The city of Jerusalsm today is amiss as it is involved with the life of so many people and of course there is a Monument to Islam on the site of the Holy Temple.
This is not the issue today.
The issue is what to do when the human situation is Humanity and that is always human and right in a good portion of intelligence of the human instinct.

If humanity sees animals being sacrificed, Humanity will concede that G-d is angry and maybe evil.
Think about that.
How can G-d really give us the animal sacrifices that make LIFE PERFECT?
It is possible, however. 
LEARN ABOUT G_D AND LEARN ABOUT TORAH.
G-d is not an angry god in the sense that he wants to punish the whole world and inflict human and nonhuman suffering on the World at any length.
The animal sacrifices are of course done in the utmost of humane methods just as the idea of a Jewish Slaughter is carried out with the highest of precisions and form. 
G-d will in my eyes bring the Temple back.
The issue of the sacrifices is not as great as the vilified concerns are of the nay sayers and traffic talkers of the christian, moslem; atheist; animal rights activist communities are concerned.
In fact, the animal sacrifices are the essential function of a PERFECT SOCIETY.

So be true to the idea that tomorrow may change from where we are thinking we are headed of course.

The idea of the Alabaster cities that gleam here in America is not exactly the case in the Holy Land at this time.
The concept of an Islamic Fundimental Structure on the Holy Site of Abraham is essentially a fix for the idea that noone should violate the integrity of the holy of holy sites on this safely preserved planet we enjoy.

Such is the idea that we need a Temple.  It would be the Alabaster of the alabaster cities.
Alabaster implies that there is Trust in G-d.
The fact that Islam occupies the holy site shows that Islam and not many others really completely trust in the Creator at the length that it really is to be lived in a "messianic" era.

Thus there is a fervor in the Jewish soul to remain patient until the time is correct for the replacement of the Islamic monument with the Jewish Temple.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Who is the Destroyer

There is a destroyer mentioned in the bible.  Check Exodus Verse 12:23. 
Of course all have heard of the Angel of Death.   She is mentioned in the bible in Exodus and she passed over the homes of the Israelites in the days of the Exodus. 
This should be quite frightening because she is very real indeed.
Her job is to preserve society. 
That which will destroy Society, the Angel of Death will destroy herself.
Think about that when you are up late at night.

Tweaking the System

Did you know you can tweak the system?

You can make your paradigm appeal to a mind and being in many ways.

You need to find the exact right ritual, and I can not suggest one for you at this point of course.

I will remark that Jim Tressel of The Ohio State University used to have a ritual before games where he did something with the water of the Olentangy River in Columbus in some blue container and that seemed to be his wish to make the Ohio State Team Win.  Whatever it did, it seemed to work.

I think that the reason that Jesus has such an appeal is that somewhere back in time, someone tweaked the system and made the new testament stand out. 
It is not the word of G-d and it is not orthodox either.
The New Testament is an opposition to all Jewish conjecture and it is not thought of on a daily basis by any jew who keeps the Torah Commandments.
But of course, the Christians believe strongly that the New Testament is the work and revelations of Paul and of the course of history, it stands as a token to the appreciation to the usefulness of the Church.
Trust in your G-d of course and do right under heaven as a Jew by keeping ALL of the commandments.
This does not indicate that G-d is going to show you the way all of the time, but if you keep the commandments, G-d will guide you in life.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Sad news from the Knesset on Jewish Assimylation

http://matzav.com/knesset-members-stunned-by-assimilation-figures

Pain and suffering never left the jewish home.

Whats the deal with "kosher 'jesus'"???

http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2012/01/a-note-about-haredi-condemnations-of-violence-678.html
The teachings of this jesus are Not beautiful and they are not Torah.  Shmuley Boteach should absolutely realize that his book is a breach of Jewish Ethics and I think that his option to misrepresent Judaism in any sense as combined with Christian ideas is about as kosher as dropping a grape into the toilet water and then washing it off and thinking its still technically edible.  No thanks Shmuley and good luck as you need to start davening alot more.

Added:
Shmuley Boteach is actually a christian. [at a certain level]  He is likely not very ordained in terms of his own crutch of a Jewish life in the way that a Jew might want to live without a good book for a good lifetime.  Good for Shmuley. It would possibly explain his acclaim and stagemanship that follows mostly those in the service of the world and not necessarilly those in service of G-d. Just a way of life for a guy today huh?

Addendum:
Boteach has gone demonic.  And that is a true statement.  G-d is not going to bless Shmuley with the inroads for Jews to be 'enlightened'.  This man is simply a pawn of a frisky poor mind.  That is the world we live.  This man buys his own dreidels from the communists.   That is how unobservant his mind and being has become in terms of bringing more financial security to the jewish home.  None at all.

Journey for the Permanence of the Mechitza

Let me reiterate what a spiritual situation ensues in the absense of a mechitza. 
Does this stimulate anyone to consider praying only in a synagogue with a mechitza?

The absense of a mechitza can be compared to a surgeon who lets someone contaminate his operating room.  The patient will not do well and may even die.

Think about that.

That is the spiritual contamination of the effect of allowing men and women to sit together in the absence of a mechitza in a jewish prayer service.

Either way, it is the orthodox jewish contingency of do daven and pray with a mechitza in the purity of separation in a jewish synagogue in all cases who are holding up this world.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Cheebs

I hereby indoctrinate the word Cheebs as the way of describing any jewish soul who would willingly don the attire of a holocaust victim for his own personal gain in a skirmish or argument or otherwise distinct issue of a situation that they are contending is their own oppression or orthodox inadequacy at the hands of the Jewish people in comminities such as in Beit Shemesh, Israel.

This indicates that they are a heeb and that they are cheap. 
Thus a Cheeb.

Why a Jewish Woman is not Issued a Time of Davening

Women in Judaism are special in many ways.
They are not inclined to visit a synagogue to attain their spiritual heights.
They do not actually even have to open a prayer book either.
In their fathers house, they serve to be the child of the pleasing of their fathers.
In their wedded life of their own, they serve to be the augmentation of a husbands calibre.
Faith is first most on the womans agenda in many ways and if she inclines herself to simply listen to her own music of her own soul, she is transfixed into the future as a woman and a blessing in the highest of places.  So thus, a woman listens to her own music in life and thus she is attaining the perfect state of feminine dignity and horoscope.
Femininity is waveringly visible in the depths of a woven tribute to G-d.  This is why a woman need not and never should ever put on tzitzis and tefillin, ever.
If a woman chooses to supplant her femininity with the adages of manhood such as tefillin or tzitzits or otherwise in some capacity shuns herself from a woman's lifestyle of health and prosperity, she will fall into the trap of incomplete song and incomplete laughter. 

Throw in the towel, ... The sky is on fire!!!!!!!

Trite warning of the year:  Your kids are going to be online and using that computer quite a bit!!!!!!
http://matzav.com/children-becoming-addicted-to-computers

Breif simple commentary to the degree it might be harmful:

The brain will grow and prosper with computers of course and this is a very smart and good thing of course. So if you are a child today, get yourself out and run around, but do not go too crazy with the computer, unless you might have aspirations to be a blogger, computer programmer, writer, doctor, astronaut, professor or any other calibre of profession.

Learning from the Ancients


I had a conversation online the other day.  A radically bent moslem revolutionary aggressive narcissitic arrogant fool was spouting that Judaism requires a man that has raped a jewish woman to marry her.

He cited Deuteronomy 22:28 and claimed this was true.

Deuteronomy 22:28  If a man will find a virgin maiden who was not betrothed, and takes hold of her and lies with her, and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give the father of the girl fifty silver [shekels], and she shall become his wife, because he had afflicted her; he cannot diverce her all his life. 

This was an educational experience, this was a verse I had not given much attention.

I must remark that this is interesting.  It implies that a man who has In All Obvious Cases Consensual intercourse with an unmarried jewish virgin woman must indeed marry.  If he does not I am sure that things will not go well with him.  If he divorces her, he will have more indignities and maybe an affliction as G-d does requite pain and suffering to those who violate Jewish law.

So in turn, I am glad to have read this again.
In all pretenses, One must refrain from all premarital intercourse overall and unless its not a virgin, you are going to have issues.  I would consider that a situation of intercourse with a non-virginal woman is going to be bent with Torah issues too, but this is not the issue in this commandment.

I inqured from Din Online and this is the reply on this topic:
The halachah must be understood in its historical context.
The intention of the halachah is to ensure that the woman in question, who is ‘stained’ by having been raped, will be looked after in her future life by marriage to a man. It is for the benefit of the woman, and not for her detriment. In a society where women were traditionally very weak, this was a great “innovation” in women’s rights.
This is why the application of the halachah depends on the free will of the woman in question. If the woman does not want to be wed, we certainly don’t force her into it. Only if she wants the “protection” of marriage do we force the man to wed her.
Naturally, it is unheard of for this halachah to be practiced today.

I wrote back and have submitted the following inquiry:
Thank you for your reply. I had not known if that was the situation.  I had interrpreted this to indicate that a man who lays with a woman prior to marriage who is a virgin must marry her or else his providence will be an issue in his future.  This to me makes sense.  I did not think that a rape must marry the woman, but I can see your insight. 
And since it indicates the phrase "if it is discovered", I interrpreted this to mean that this law is in the way that if a man does have relations with the woman and they are out of wedlock and another person either sees it or is validly informed that this has happened, by being discovered, Israel is afflicted and thus there is a consideration that the only way to relieve the affliction is to marry the willing couple who willingly had relations prior to marriage.  This is interesting as to me this sets up a situation where the man must indeed not engage in any premarital relations with anyone at all. (Though as it does indicate a virgin, does this mean that a man can have relations with a woman who is not a virgin and thus not be required to marry).  Just a consideration and many thanks for your reply.

Advocation for tobacco priviledges......

I have decided that pipe and cigar smoking is the tie clip of my existence. :)

Discussion of War and Peace

To date, I have become a small but certain philanthropist in the realm of collegate education.
I personally have discovered that I really enjoy giving to colleges and universities.
I like to do so for various reasons.
I feel that I am supporting higher education.  Check.
I feel that I can connect with some schools that I might have enjoyed and thus, I feel I get some enjoyment out of knowing the school.  Check Check.
I like to watch their football teams and sports events and if I give even a small amount to a college, I now feel that I have a higher vested interest in the existence and winnings of any of those teams.

So therefore, in the past year, I became a small time philanthropist in the offering of donations to colleges and universities.

I hereby endorese this as a positive experience and wish to claim that it has been positive and beneficial in my own life.

My family is adamanly opposed to my existence as a small time philanthropist to the universities.
I am certainly a little bit in debt today, but I am quite sure that barring any unforseen horrid event, I will eventually be out of debt in the future.

That said, I am attacked as the argument goes "why would you give to a college or university since they have lots of money and they are not even your own school."

To this I say the following.  First look at the above benefits.  Second, it sure makes it official that you are a benefactor and thus you can wear their college attire and all that.  With that you can enjoy a number of universities regalia and you can indeed improve your own wardrobe or whatever else you may choose to invest upon.   Beer glasses?  Shot Glasses?  Coffee Mugs?  Got a few of some of that too.

So to those who are my nay sayers, I say this, I will give to a number of universities and I will be proud of the fact that I have indeed contributed in a small manner to the experiences of every student who graduates in regard to the fact that my donation can certainly spiritually be donated in a million and one way and then some.  True one penny can only go to one person in particular, but to donate say even 10 dollars, you are now entered into a fund of many monies and thus your dispersement is divided accordingly into the total.  You will touch every student.

So good luck if you hate me, and Good day if you think this was fun and enjoyable.  If you are inspired, thank G-d and my friendship.

Thanks.

A Carrot in the Cake

I must say that my own philosophical thinking this morning has arrive me upon this following amalgam of human existence.

I hereby relate that the whole existence of humanity is a carrot in a cake.
Basically, everyone likes money. There is not one person who does not like money.  Just one I guess and his own life, I personally dispute.  (Mr. Jesus, of course, didn't he have no money and get rid of it all???).
Either way, the cake is the money.
So every person loves the money and eats the cake.

The possibility is that there is a carrot in the cake.  The carrot never gets eaten, except by a few apt people who realize that they can take the carrot out and eat it for lunch.
This is good and probably a great thing indeed.
What is this carrot you may ask and inquire?
I suggest that the Carrot represents G-d.

Simply put, G-d is a carrot in a cake of what represents money.
The fact that every human being wants and enjoys and has an interest of some proportion in money is apparant to even the youngest child.
Personally, I think that perhaps this world is a stage and we are all actors playing out a role that is proscibed from the beginning of time. 
Could this be?  No Free Will?

Whats wrong with John McCain???

I must say that in 2008, I could hope for nothing else than Mr. McCain get the nomination of the republicans and then be elected President.
I was sure this was the likilihood and that Mr. Obama was just too inexperienced and young in the political world.

Suffice to say that today, I am very happy that McCain did not win for so many reasons indeed.
DADT, Sarah Palin and now, his philosophy.

Indeed, John McCain is a bright guy and works hard.  He served as a military personell for a difficult era and took the heat of the war and the pain and suffering of physical and mental proportions that can not be fathomed in any sense at all.

But today, his conversations are just simply silly at best.
I like him a lot.  I respect his ideals of a good way.
But to be quite particularly honest, he is marginally inept and basically I see it this way:

John McCain is basically here to argue that the enemy can be toilet trained.

This is not the most kosher and most complete philosophy. It would of course be great if everyone loved G-d and service.  Of course we would be in a great nation and a great society.
But in turn, there is indifference and there is arrogance, ambivilance, foolishness and even dare say, evil heresy.

G-d is not a fool to think that the whole world is going to announce over and over that they are people of G-d day in day out.  In fact, I suppose that our G-d likes the stage play that plays out between the forces of atheism and the forces of human interest.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Open Sesame


Above: My door to my bed chamber


Above:  My door to the chamber where My office lays.

My reply to the fellow who called me a "fundie" for being Jewish and honoring Torah

Online, a fellow did not like a commentary where I was in my view defending Torah Values.  

Regarding a discussion of Jewish Worship, I wrote the following:

Me:  The mechitza is oral torah. And thus, LAW.  

Other person: See my other comment [where he wrote "I find it weird that people who belong to religions which discrimina­te against them, actually stay with the religion. And most religions do unless you do some ferocious cherry picking of their holy books. Free yourself, give up on gods. Then you can just concentrat­e on the politician­s who discrimina­te."]

My tuck him in easily comment reply:  “See my smile when I know I paid my price to society and I also honored the Godly code of Mosaic Law with my life. Thanks.”

His Allegation and Resentment: That's about the only time you fundies ever smile. You're too busy otherwise running other people's lives.  

The answer to his prayers:  Its hard to be a "fundy" when I am opposed to most of the ways of some of the ultra religious orders and zealots in my faith. But of course, you have it all together. If you are jewish, you are missing out on the life of a Jew as the servant of his G-d. Perhaps that is not a big deal to you, but G-d is very real and I like that I am more insightful and more prepared for some experience­s due to a true way of Jewish life that does not deviate from his direct commandmen­ts.
So perhaps you like your way and you hate the Ways of Moses, but perhaps you are like a lobster that eats its own claw. Sort of it does not go that well in life for you in many ways.  

Huffington post commentary at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/idit-klein/transgender-jews-in-israel_b_1122079.html

Sunday, January 1, 2012

You may sing about a Cheeseburger in Paradise, but you may not eat one

http://heresyandgoodfortune.blogspot.com/2011/09/exodus-2319-and-its-figurative-meanings.html

I wrote the above entry on my blog some time ago.  I was in an interest of learning more about the Torah's discussion of Milk and meat and I decided that perhaps we were not exactly doing as we were truly instructed by Torah.  Since this is not the case at all, I will repost this account another time.
It is not a good idea to eat milk with meat in any sense.
In fact, doing so is an issue of purity.
So go about your day and enjoy. I am sure that none of those who are truly orthodox and keep kosher could care less about what I have to say on this topic, but knowing that there are many jews who are not kosher and may in fact question Kosher Laws and ways of existing, I must add this to the files of heresy and good fortune.
Bon appetit.