Why our God does not get "angry" but gets Angry

There is a God in the universe.  He sits on a throne and metes justice with a sledgehammer and a pin cushion.  I bet he is quite happy every moment he exists.  If you mess up, you are not the devil.  God gives you the rest of your lifetime to fix your problems.  Through charity, chesed (kindness) and through benevolence we can aspire to change our leadership into a higher powers satisfaction.  So if you can fix whatever you did wrong when you were youthful or stupid, be good and be happy.  Its not on your permanent record in heaven.  Its on your own record for you to recall but for you to rewrite with acts of benevolence and compassion.  Be good.  Tikkun Olam.