Well folks, I am really not that serious. I don't anticipate a big job that I can find in the near future, but who knows, I'm up for a new income if I can find it, right?
That said, here are a few ideas that may come to mind, but I don't think I'll be able to muster up the occupational possibility of these just yet.
1. I'd like to sell Poker chips to the French. I don't think they have anything better to do now that they have 35 hour work weeks, so let them play 5 hours of poker a week to catch up with us Americans.
2. Maybe I can bring Donuts to the Fidel Castro Regime. Really. I'd like to make the poor guy happy in his last days. He deserves it, right? No just kidding. Maybe I can bring donuts to the Libyans and help them figure out who is the next guy after Khadaffi is off the boat to somewhere else. That would be pretty neat huh? Sadly that probably wont go anywhere either.
3. How about running errands for Sarah Palin? I'd love to hear her lovely voice call at me all day long. Perhaps I can get her some beeswax for her lovely smile. That would be great. They'll really love her on television now right?
4. Another idea, lets build fortresses in Afghanistan. That way the taliban will have a nice place to really whack their opponents and noone will see it anymore, Right?
Thus all good thoughts, but I think I'll stick to blogging for now. Thanks fans and readers. I must say that in the event that I find myself occupied with more, I will be sure to possibly report here someday. Thanks!
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