Shiva for the Internet.

This weekend, there is a 40,000 person conference at the Citi Field in New York where the evils of being online are to be discussed by the rabbinate.
http://www.vosizneias.com/106542/2012/05/18/lakewood-nj-setting-sail-for-the-citifield-asifa

I wrote the following poem:

Oh citifield here I come
Away from the doom
And the gloom of the day
I will sit in your sunlight
And soak up the room
Of the really great leaders today
As I exhume my heart
And confess that today I am less
Than orthodox in my online activity
Oh amazing souls before me today
Let me say goodbye to the computer and its allay
I will hope to be a better man
And never leave the world without a pixel that I did not create.