Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Biblical Death of a Spider

I was working on my computer tonight and lo and behold a spider came out and found himself crawling on my large Artscroll Tanakh.  So I tried to decide what to do.  He was not somewhere that I could easily dispose of him and he really did not pose a major annoyance and I really did not want to rearrange my desk items to get "him".  So I just went on with my activities. 
But then it occurred to me that he might crawl into my gum stash or annoy me further so I went to look for the little tan spider. 
I noticed at the top of my Bible that the spider was twitching and partially sandwiched between a few of the bible pages.
The bible ate the spider.  It was a clean kill. I think I found him somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.
So long spider.   You lived a biblical life and had a biblical death in my eyes.

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