Wednesday, September 22, 2010

WorldWars

World War III has been fought and won by America. It was the battle of sinister thoughts against Justice and Peace. This was the era of John F. Kennedy. He prooved to the world that Cuba would never dominate Western Policy. And this is a world war because the entire globe lived in fear during the Bay of Pigs invasion

World War IV is the war of Truth Temperance and Tolerance. We will win when the world wakes up and breathes fresh air after reading books about life the universe and everything!

I bought the composite Douglas Adams book today. Looks and feels like a bible. Fake leather embossed finish. A nice addition to my book case when I want to enjoy the sense of humor of sledgehammers and crowns! Douglas Adams was an excellent humorist and a great writer! Thanks to Todd Bendis for introducing us when we were in about 6th grade!

World War I was the battle of Reason vs. Insanity. Reason won out. World War II was the battle of Humanity vs inhumanity. You know who won the day!
32 minutes ago · LikeUnlike.Craig Brenner WWI was reason vs insanity because the shooting an Archduke should not ignite war across the globe and in fact that did it. This means that insanity wanted to live next to the African Steak House (someone wanted more wealth and prominence). That did not happen and the War ended in an armistice that invoked the powers of ingratitude among those who hate freedom!

World War IV is going on right now. Keep reading and you'll defeat the evil. World war V is going on as well. WWV is the war of insincerity vs sincerity. This is fought with publishing more books and educating the world. I have a good feeling I know who will win.

What is terrifying is World War VI. This is what will be fought with nuclear weapons. It's in my prediction the war of arrogance vs friendship. A nation wishes to exercise its right to destroy and harm another. The nations are formed today. Today the game is about global friendship and I think in the face of destruction, friendship can endure. Let us all hope that arrogance never sees the light of fire and destruction. North Korea and Iran must be contained in our times!

The war on terror is not a world war. Its a war of embarrassment versus humanity. And that's not a world war. Its just a disturbance in the breath of humanity!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Heresy and Good Fortune

Heresy and Good Fortune



By: Craig Brenner




Dedicated to the Brothers of Theta Chi Fraternity




"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.” -Ronald Reagan




Chapters:
May Truth Endure
Onion Pastry Spread
Dreidels in Paradise
Divine Providence to the Rescue
Milkshake Haven
Dishwashing in Heaven
Incarnation
100 Blithe Dalmatians
Sunshine on my Dreidel





May Truth Endure
May human judgment stay intact!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who deny a proper burial be hanged by the gallows!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who press others be pressed into tomato soup!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who heal society bring flames to a Star Trek Convention!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who deal with buying and selling weapons buy time in space!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who deal with monetary placement find a place in Washington!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who write for a living seal their fate with mushrooms!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who write about inhumanity be freed from misdeed! Baruch Hashem!
May those who ignore others successes be treated to a show at the opera!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who remove themselves from the living world be removed from eternity with a pitchfork!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who involve incarnations of evil be reincarnated as a blade of grass!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who hate the Greeks learn basketball from a psychiatrist!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who hate the Romans teach football to ape-men!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who drive psychiatrists to airports be restored to full sanity!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who collect shells be sanctified with good governors!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who despise gambling be withdrawn with dice!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who spite evil be reformed into a cuckoo clock!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who despise sanctity eat Oreos at Gitmo!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat matzos eat turkey gizzards at the West Wing of the White House.  Baruch Hashem!
May those who sleep in the dust buy tropical birds, cats, dogs, fish, snakes, guinea pigs and rabbits!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who wish destruction on society eat lima beans in a hurricane with the lights on in their bathroom.  Baruch Hashem!
May those who say "the early bird gets the worm" eat steak in a bathroom!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who deny graduates their due achievement be denied a sports drink at a running event!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who wear tokens of instability find pearls in eggnog sauce!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who utter gutter talk eat tacos at a strip bar! Baruch Hashem!
May those who have fruit trees live fruitful. productive, happy, silent, wise and rich lives! Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat cookies in the shower find pennies in a gymnasium!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who elevate unfound truths to higher status find crackerjacks in a Nazi’s pantry!  Baruch Hashem!

Onion Pastry Spread
May those whose mothers, fathers, sisters or brothers  teach English shake hands with an American Vice President! Baruch Hashem!
May those who pass notes in French Class pass eggrolls to American Diplomats! Baruch Hashem!
May those who are seated in French Class speak Spanish at a Holiday Inn in Saudi Arabia and Tehran, Iran! Baruch Hashem!
May glamour brighten our ladies’ constitution, outlook, sense of dignity, complexion, personality, health and fortune!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat excessively enjoy a banana drink at the 7-11! Baruch Hashem!
May those who ramble on an online microphone ramble on incessantly in a soap box!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat raw fish enjoy warmth of humanity! Baruch Hashem!
May the pocket protector of Bill Gates be the tongue guard of imbeciles and fools!  Baruch Hashem!
May European History Teachers find diamonds in a bowl of cheese puffs! Baruch Hashem!




Dreidels in Paradise
May those who distribute literature that promotes destruction of creation eat at McDonalds in the early morning sun!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who earn nickels from heaven be found guilty of sheltering homeless persons in barns, stores, trash containers and automobiles!  Baruch Hashem! 
May those who listen to Pink Floyd fly a kite on the moon! Baruch Hashem!
May those who are penniless spend a day at the Mall in Washington, DC!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who finish other people’s sentences enjoy devil's food cake in a vacuum!   Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat with sporks find footballs in a windstorm, thunderstorm, hurricane and hailstorm!  Baruch Hashem!
May the Burj Al Arabi be draped in crimson polka dots on a Tuesday in the Month of October! Baruch Hashem!
May healing begin at greetings, salutations and glad tidings!  Baruch Hashem!
May the New York Rangers play the Seattle Sonics in a Chess Match! Baruch Hashem!
May those who distribute remedies distribute smiles!  Baruch Hashem!
May bassoon players eat turkey drumsticks at Bob Marley's Rememberance! Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat Sea Bass in a Cadillac enjoy Bob Marley's Sea Side Spaghetti Convention when they are yearning for companionship!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who endure humiliation find diamonds in a taxi cab!  Baruch Hashem!

Divine Providence to the Rescue
May warped humor endure the ages.  May warped personalities be return to humor!  Baruch Hashem!
May our Holidays and Celebrations be filled with Glory! Baruch Hashem!

Milkshake Haven
May those who are triplets enjoy satisfying milkshakes! Baruch Hashem!
May scoffers find turtles in a grapefruit orchard!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who scoff at truth, judgement and love eat parmesan cheese in a hurricane!  Baruch Hashem!
May all two faced pricks and funny flaky Pluto dancers exit stage left! Baruch Hashem!
May all jackwads and indigent potty suckers eat tuna fish in a thunderstorm! Baruch Hashem!
May all unrepentant liars and asexual bigamists dine on cheesecake in a China Factory! Baruch Hashem!
May all pretentious prigs and reticulated python eaters dine on cheesecake in a hurricane stadium on the moon! Baruch Hashem!
May all speculative batman robbers and ying yang chasers eat tenderloin in a cheese cake factory! Baruch Hashem!
May psycho swappers and bedwetting totem pole huggers eat filet mignon in a state recreational park at the break of dawn! Baruch Hashem!
May tuba town lawyers and totem pole French kissers eat filet mignon in a bathroom stall on the moon! Baruch Hashem!
May French horn blowing peeps and time saving hounds eat filet mignon in a orthodox Easter parade! Baruch Hashem!
May Easter bunny wanna-bees and totem pole hula hoop dancers enjoy sunshine in a bathroom on the Planet Mars! Baruch Hashem!
May French Hula Hoop Dancers and Virginal Medication Seekers eat Filet Mignon on an air hockey table for three!  Baruch Hashem!




Dishwashing in Heaven
May those who eat with a spork find paradise in a social hall of ants!  Baruch Hashem!
May God teach us all to blink like a genie in a bottle! Baruch Hashem!
May we all interrelate like oil and soil!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who drink their coffee black be known as rebels to pleasure!  Baruch Hashem!
May "Eenie Meenie Miney Moe" find freedom as a reincarnated shark.  May those who deny truth its existence be reincarnated as a Sting Ray! Baruch Hashem!
May we all judge inhumanity with our teeth and skin! Baruch Hashem!
May those who despise the underworld eat maple leaves in a single’s sports car!  Baruch Hashem!
May Peaceful Coexistence exist with Affluent Vinegar Jars! Baruch Hashem! 
May dusty wineskins bear twins of parchment! Baruch Hashem!
May life, learning, success and happiness  spread from fishbowl to eggroll to dinner salad!  Baruch Hashem!
May the characters of insanity eat the Bubble Gum Cards of Satan!  Baruch Hashem!
May Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Contract Syphilis and Bake Cookies in a Marshmallow Barn! Baruch Hashem! 
May Uniformed Officers in Volkswagen Convertibles eat tuna fish in a salad bar on Mars!  Baruch Hashem!
May the shop class teacher receive gold for a blank slate of paper!  Baruch Hashem! 




Incarnation
May those who keep a distance from humanity keep a distance from the graveyard!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who eat with thieves spend their talents in a tea room!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who forget their potential find freedom in yellow sun spots!  Baruch Hashem!
May we chant "death to microseconds"!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who attend festivals in the summertime enjoy inflections of happiness, glee, joy and plentitude! Baruch Hashem!




100 Blithe Dalmatians
May those who expect silence from their audience find potatoes in a sweat shop!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who tune into our radio airways please society!  Baruch Hashem!
May those who defenestrate a human being be depantsed in a dungeon! Baruch Hashem!

Sunshine on my Dreidel
May the Seattle Space Needle be lit up with Pink Spotlights! Baruch Hashem!   




May those who enjoyed this book find more Proverbial Axioms on Twitter under the Twitter Channel ‘jewishphysician’.  Many thanks for your polite eager yearnings that brought you to the end of this book on Heresy and Good Fortune!  Baruch Hashem!